It's kind of a funny story
starllex:
“ Day 53: The rocks still have not realized that I am a macaroni. They have adopted me as their own.
”

starllex:

Day 53: The rocks still have not realized that I am a macaroni. They have adopted me as their own.

veryharam:
“ thequeenbey:
“ Beyonce free falling in New Zealand.
”
how are you falling off from a building and still looking good
”

veryharam:

thequeenbey:

Beyonce free falling in New Zealand.

how are you falling off from a building and still looking good

tantriccuddling:
“ thebohemiancircus:
“ the-fake-secret-diary:
“ Lorde voldemort
”
No we’ll never be mortals
”
(mortals)
”

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

bigeisamazing:

2 more days until Mariah Carey goes back into hibernation

alcoholicgifts:
“ ecofrat:
“ me gettin stabbed as usual
”
“lol what can you do” ”

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

“lol what can you do”

radsturbate:

how the ☯✞soft grinch✞☯ stole christmas

sluttymistletoe:

IM CRYING

officialannakendrick:

you need a gps to find your fucking manners