It's kind of a funny story

lacigreen: IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:54:19 -0400

lacigreen:

IS U OK IS U GOOD CUZ I WANTED TO KNOW

internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:53:50 -0400

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

macdaddyc: probably the best text i’ve ever received

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:50:45 -0400

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

gelatins: hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:49:58 -0400

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

pansexualprincess: today at the mall i saw some boy using a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:49:15 -0400

pansexualprincess:

today at the mall i saw some boy using a vibrator to massage his face and I silently thanked the lord for camera phones

they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:48:13 -0400

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

hotstriderbutt: brodave: malformalady: Tree struck by...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:45:35 -0400

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

death-by-lulz: stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:45:20 -0400

death-by-lulz:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

picturesque-scene: they saw the chance they took the chance

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:43:40 -0400

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

do you have another blog?

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:42:12 -0400

I do but no one knows what it is

oomshi: “I’m a huge metal fan!!” I scream at the concert. My gears start to rust & I need to be...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:54:24 -0400

oomshi:

“I’m a huge metal fan!!” I scream at the concert. My gears start to rust & I need to be oiled up. I am an actual metal fan

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:41:52 -0400

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:00:55 -0400

elsenliberator: Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”: You get to have a kid named fucking...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:58:42 -0400

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

death-by-lulz: secondseal: The shit is bananas.

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:56:19 -0400

death-by-lulz:

secondseal:

The shit is bananas.

throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:47:28 -0400

throwitintheflames:

mischeviousmeghan:

thebetamale:

in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful

What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post

abraesive: you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:47:02 -0400

abraesive:

you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.

YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?”

NOT FUCKING THIS

kamukuraizuru: Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:46:02 -0400

kamukuraizuru:

Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS

bidenette: it was the besta bynes it was the worsta bynes

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:44:36 -0400

bidenette:

it was the besta bynes

it was the worsta bynes

highmiranda: why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:43:59 -0400

highmiranda:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so