“I’m a huge metal fan!!” I scream at the concert. My gears start to rust & I need to be oiled up. I am an actual metal fan
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once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
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Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
- You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
Cons:
- absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
(via damn-funny)
The shit is bananas.
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
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Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
(via humortastic)
it was the besta bynes
it was the worsta bynes
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why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
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