Day 53: The rocks still have not realized that I am a macaroni. They have adopted me as their own.
Beyonce free falling in New Zealand.
how are you falling off from a building and still looking good
No we’ll never be mortals
Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell
2 more days until Mariah Carey goes back into hibernation
how the ☯✞soft grinch✞☯ stole christmas
you need a gps to find your fucking manners