It's kind of a funny story
starllex:

Day 53: The rocks still have not realized that I am a macaroni. They have adopted me as their own.

starllex:

Day 53: The rocks still have not realized that I am a macaroni. They have adopted me as their own.

veryharam:


Beyonce free falling in New Zealand.

how are you falling off from a building and still looking good

veryharam:

Beyonce free falling in New Zealand.

how are you falling off from a building and still looking good

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

bigeisamazing:

2 more days until Mariah Carey goes back into hibernation

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

radsturbate:

how the soft grinch☯ stole christmas

sluttymistletoe:

IM CRYING

officialannakendrick:

you need a gps to find your fucking manners