oomshi:

“I’m a huge metal fan!!” I scream at the concert. My gears start to rust & I need to be oiled up. I am an actual metal fan

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

• You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

• absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

death-by-lulz:

secondseal:

The shit is bananas.

throwitintheflames:

mischeviousmeghan:

thebetamale:

in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful

What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post

abraesive:

you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.

YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?” 

NOT FUCKING THIS

kamukuraizuru:

Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS

bidenette:

it was the besta bynes

it was the worsta bynes

highmiranda:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so